crap... v.7.0

i'm not sure this actually qualifies as crap...but anyway:

i'm pretty sure that if i wanted to...i could find myself married before this time next year. the dilemma being, do i want to? oy...

ps...just ask if you want more specifics. keyword triggers (for my memory, since we all know how well it works...): vegas trip, text messages

crap... v.6.2

so, there needs to be an ammendment made to the last bit there on the latest report. minor side-effects have reached an advanced, near critical state. this can be blamed on joe. i'm not saying it is blamed on joe...but it can be. i'll leave it up to the general populus to decide whether or not it was joe's fault (see 2 Gui 8:18). yes...well. i think that's enough said.
so...yes...that's all.

p.s.--
         joe...you're fired.

crap... v.5.1.7

need i say more?

crap... v.4.0

yeah...so...i think i give up. i'm just gonna go back to being a monk. is that okay? i still have the plans for my island monastary. i'll let you guys come and visit. you can even bring the wives and kiddies along...no extra charge!
yes...this is what i've decided--atleast until around this time tomorrow night.
thus is my lot.
thus shall i be.
thus i remain.

crap... v.3.2.2

there seems to be no end.
there seems to be no solice.
there seems to be no logic.
there seems to be no thought.
there seems to be no reason.
there seems to be nothing...

crap... v.3.2.1

uh...yeah...
i certainly don't help myself with my own problems...that's for sure.
if anything, i'd say i dig them deeper and deeper and deeper.
this is what happens when i am left to my own devices...
do you guys even actually check this thing?
is this another case of i-didn't-tell-you-this-thing-exists? i hate it when that happens...
uh...i think that's all...sort of...for now...
i'm gonna go cry myself to sleep in the corner whilst rocking in the fetal position...bye.

crap... v.3.0.1

the plot thickens...like ice cream...
lol...
wow...i kill myself...

crap... v.2.0

yeah...so...like i was saying...i think that i may have inadvertently gotten myself into a...shall we say "situation?" and i'm not entirely sure whether or not that is a good thing...though i really don't have any complaints with it from a personal stand point. mostly the thing which i find mildly unnerving is the sudden rapidity with which the events transpired. like...in the space of three or four days. dang...but that seems to be my lot in life, doesn't it?
stop laughing...

crap...

so...just for the record...i may be in trouble. i'm not sure i'll go into explicit details on that one...but what am i up to now, 6 or 7? yeah...we'll just leave it at that.